My Top Twenty Vampire Movies (in Order)

  1. Bram Stoker’s Dracula
  2. Let the Right One In
  3. The Night Flier
  4. From Dusk Till Dawn
  5. ‘Salem’s Lot
  6. The Lost Boys
  7. The Hunger
  8. Queen of the Damned
  9. Underworld (whole series)
  10. Blade
  11. Daybreakers
  12. Nosferatu
  13. Dracula 2000
  14. Fright Night (1985 & 2011)
  15. Afflicted
  16. 30 Days of Night
  17. Shadow of the Vampire
  18. Thirst
  19. Van Helsing
  20. Aaron’s Blood

It was really hard to decide which one was best, no. 1 or no. 2. One thing’s for sure: I’ll never go to a strip club again after seeing From Dusk Till Dawn. There are ones I liked that didn’t make the list. I don’t consider Vamps or Vampire Academy serious vampire movies, but they were entertaining. I thought Rabid was silly, and I prefer supernatural vamps over bland bloodsuckers in films like Martin and The Transfiguration.

What are your favorites?

My Top Ten Favorite Werewolf Horror Movies

Since I’m about to put out a werewolf-type novel–not exactly a lycan; I’m too original for that–I thought I’d list my top ten fave lycanthrope movies, in order. What are yours?

  1. An American Werewolf in London
  2. The Howling
  3. Silver Bullet
  4. Ginger Snaps
  5. Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
  6. Wolfen
  7. Underworld
  8. Bad Moon
  9. Wolf
  10. Big Bad Wolf

Honorable mention: Late Phases

What do you think of my picks? Leave a comment!

“Mind Fuck,” My 1st Dark Poem Publication

I had a feeling about this one. Some really black shit in the form of a poem that assaulted my head has been published in Horror Sleaze Trash, my second pub’ with them. It’s actually thoughts my best friend in grade school and I had back in the day. You can’t beat young minds for sharpness. We used to do brain freezes by coming up with concepts that are too much for the mind, like what was there before the creation of the universe. Nothing. But there’s got to be something! All I did was add some twisted pervert shit and horror shocks to complete the poem, making it 100% hopeless, along with some good-ole-fashioned-dirt-and-mind-numbing bleakness, and the sick poem was complete! Here’s where you find the darkness: https://horrorsleazetrash.com/2019/03/15/a-r-braun-2/

“Dark Web,” My New Short Horror Publication

I’m starting to get short-story publications again, the more professional and less idiotic I become. I’m proud to announce that Horror Sleaze Trash has accepted my new short story, “Dark Web.” I had a feeling about this one, different than a lot of tales out there, and grittier than most of my pieces. And, after reading it, you probably won’t believe I’ve never been on the dark web, but I do my research! Hopefully, this is the foreshadowing of more publications to come.


I hesitate to call myself extreme horror because, to me, regular horror is scarier, in my opinion. But I keep getting labeled, so I guess I’d better embrace it. It’s not the worst brand, as many prefer extreme-and-bizarro horror to the normal fare. I hope you all enjoy the tale, and eventually, it’ll be in my third short-story book, if it ever comes out. I’ve got so many horror-novel rough drafts to turn into polished books, it may be quite a wait. (Soon you’ll get my first four-novella book.)


Wherever you are, make some time for an extra-spooky tale!

Hereditary, the Scariest Movie Ever

I got pleasantly surprised a couple of movie nights ago. I’d forgotten how it feels to be genuinely frightened. But in 1981, almost all the films creeped you out. Nowadays, not so much.


Enter Hereditary. It got under my skin big-time, not screwing around, like a movie from another time. Some women claim they’re the most dangerous actress in Hollywood, but it’s obviously Toni Collette, after playing a character with DID on the United States of Tara. When she let loose on her son for yelling at her in the movie from hell, I was glad it wasn’t me.


And that kid, Played by Molly Shapiro! She’ll haunt my dreams! First I thought the tale was about her becoming a serial killer, but it went way beyond that. I didn’t know the half of it, the satanic tale making my hair stand on end like a creepy-crawly should.


Don’t miss this one, if you haven’t seen it already.

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Extreme Horror and Bizarro Horror, Beyond King and Koontz

When I first started out reading horror, it was the ’73-’83 King, then Stoker, Shelley, and Lovecraft, then Koontz, and, after that, I found Ira Levin and Shirley Jackson were the scariest. Then I discovered Gary Braunbeck before he sold out with Far Dark Fields (notables are Coffin County, In Silent Graves and Mr. Hands). And that was fine. But, years later, as an aficionado, I have a hard time finding horror that shocks.


Enter bizarro horror and extreme horror, two sub-genres that have kickstarted the genre, and–like the literary equivalent of Trump–have made horror great again. I’ll never forget reading Djinn by Sam West, what a yuckfest, and I consider Going Monstering by Edward Lee extreme horror, too, though he’s considered a mainstream horror author. (God knows why, after Header.)


Just read anything by West or Matt Shaw if you don’t believe me. Or dig a little harder and find the Barns Brothers and Crowley Barns or Adolf Lovecraft or Danger Slater or Jeff O’Brien and behold the grotesqueries. And if you’re one of those people who isn’t scared by the written word, then you’re reading the wrong books! There is such a thing as being desensitized by ambulance-chasing. You build up a tolerance, you see. So seek out the disgusting, perverted terror, and get scared again.


You know you want to.

Research Your Author Name and Titles

I know how exciting one’s literary ideas can be, and how easy it is to assume they’re original. I mean, I am a writer. But, remember, if you assume, you make an “ass” out of “u” and me.” Face it, great minds think alike. You can’t take your “originality” for granted and can get in some legal trouble if you use an author name or story title that another writer has patented. This is coming from someone who wanted to call my animal-zombie tale “Animaniacs.” (It’s now titled “Animals From the Beyond.”)


This is easily corrected. Just type your author name and story titles into Amazon.com, and you’ll find out if they’re taken. I also recommend using an Internet search engine. My favorite is Bing, as they have amazing pictures from all over the world and reward you for searching with Microsoft points you can use to buy an Amazon gift card, thus getting free movies from the video tab in your Kindle Fire.


I’m also a musician, and I can’t tell you how many times I’ve come up with song titles I thought were cool as hell, only to find a like-minded band had already used them. It’s also easy to subconsciously use another band’s riff without knowing it till later–because it might be too late–though that might be less of a problem, the way Vanilla Ice used “Under Pressure” by Queen and David  Bowie and M. C. Hammer ripped off “Superfreak” by Rick James. They both got away with it. I still wouldn’t do it, though.


I’m assuming I don’t have to talk to you about copyright laws, also. (Not! I never assume.) Unfortunately, thieves can get around this because one can’t copyright an idea, and infringement doesn’t apply to using a small part of someone’s tale or non-fiction book in your story.


All it takes is some research to stay out of court so you can riff on playing God with your fictional universe. Happy writing!

Realistic Vampires?

I don’t have to tell you this, but in horror, vampires are overdone. Like way-past-overdone. Zombies, too. And werewolves. I would never write a vampire novel because it’s cliche’. But if an author or authors are uber-talented, they can pull it off. Recent or semi-recent examples are Everdead, Let the Right One In, and The Strain (I’m talking books, here, though I love The Strain TV show). Recent movie examples are Afflicted, any Underworld sequel, and Aaron’s Blood. Not that I feel I’m not uber-talented: I wrote a werewolf novel.


But recently, I’ve discovered the sub-genre “Realistic Vampires,” which includes Martin (not so recent) and The Transfiguration. These are films where a guy decides he wants to suck blood, but he’s not supernatural. All he needs to do is find something sharp to pierce the neck or, in the case of Martin, inject you with a sleep aid first, then stick you. And suck. Let’s not forget suck.


Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I prefer my vampires to have powers. I love the sharp-and-lengthened canines, the ability to fly or glide on (as) mist, added strength, the talent to compel humans with a stare, as well as the things they can’t do: go out in the sun, be seen in mirrors, be around a crucifix or garlic or, in the case of Let the Right One In, be around cats. To me, it’s just more kickass that way. Films are made to be sensationalistic–to wow you every five minutes. Realistic works better in every other kind of story because it could happen in real life, but non-supernatural vamps bore me.


Let me know in the comments section which you prefer.

Get Ready for My Horror Audio Books!

Anybody excited about my books will be glad to know that all three novels and the one novella will be out as audio books soon, available to purchase through Audible or iTunes. I know I can’t wait!


Unfortunately–or fortunately, if you’re of my point of view–the short-story books won’t be audio books, just as they weren’t made in to paper. Why? For some reason, I got rid of the Microsoft Word versions of my short-story books, and you need Word to make it into two panels for a paper book. And, similarly, you need Word copies to give the auditioning audio-book reader a sample of what to say and how to say it.


I’m pretty sure Horrorbook is my best seller, so I don’t want to diss the short-story books, but…well…my first book was Horrorbook, and I didn’t know I wasn’t getting a pre-made cover, ’cause I’d already contracted with the guy. So I got a demon with a hook, even though none of the stories has a demon with a hook. Ugh! With Insanity, the second book and short-story collection, I was going to call it Pieces of Meat, then wanted to change the title and have a guy breaking through glass, so the cover has a crazy-looking dude bashing through glass–no, those are ice cubes, cause they were going to be pieces of meat–wait…what?! Then there was the foreward where I talked about the current horror scene being a joke, the way most great tales don’t get published. That may be true, but sometimes it’s just better to shut your mouth. Anyway, you get the idea. I’m not proud of my first two books. But I stand behind the horror stories inside. Unfuckable, as in not possible to fuck ’em up.


Back to the audio books: All four should be out by the end of the year, so enjoy!

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